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• Uniform Pants - The Execution of Hiram Abiff 7" (black vinyl) + Digital Download

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  Most vinyl quality is VG+ with some VG. Some records may have some combination of label fading and/or staining that is part of the record's survival story at this point.
  
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• Untiform Pants 1" Button

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  Original Uniform Pants new old stock merch from the late '90s. 1" button, black ink on yellow.
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• Uniform Pants Sticker

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  Original Uniform Pants new old stock merch from the late '90s. 2"x5.375" sticker, black ink on white vinyl.
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• Uniform Pants - The Execution of Hiram Abiff 7" (clear yellow vinyl) + Digital Download

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  A very limited subset of the original pressing. Only 50 were pressed on clear yellow vinyl; 33 of those were reserved for the special edition and 1999 tour, hand silk screened with white and red ink on a black paper sleeve and are long gone. Only 10 remain with the new packaging and include a button and sticker.
  
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